Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend
This could have been us.
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I think about this cake every day
sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious
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me reading the classics
!!!!!!!
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empty-box-brain-deactivated2022:
Out-conspiracy the conspiracy theorist, good move.
Isn’t she toothpaste bucket girl?
Pretty sure @one-time-i-dreamt is the TINY FUCKING PAN girl.
Funny, the Earth can’t NOT exist, because it’s the ONLY thing that exists
That’s a fun theory! I love fiction.
You still believe in existence?
Do you believe in life after love?
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